Blame
Me: It’s not my fault your internet won’t work! Stop blaming me!
MFM: I’m not blaming you. I’m just saying it’s your fault.
Me: It’s not my fault your internet won’t work! Stop blaming me!
MFM: I’m not blaming you. I’m just saying it’s your fault.
MFM: Did you switch from Aveeno to Vaseline Coco Butter?
Me: Yeah, my feet were getting too ashy too fast!
MFM: You have to tell me when you switch lotion brands! We just bought Aveeno in bulk from Costco!
